How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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