Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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