just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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and she was petting her beer can
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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