You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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