Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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