Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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