just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Randomize