Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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