Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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