so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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