Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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