We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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