Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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