I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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