Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just had sex on a roof
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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