question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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