Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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