some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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