I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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