she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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