she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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