I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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