Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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