just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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