We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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