I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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