So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize
