Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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