All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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