fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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