new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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