the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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