He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
