Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
