My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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