my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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