I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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