I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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