I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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