i don't like sucking hair
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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