im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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