Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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