i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?