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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  bring money and cleavage

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  You tried to poop in the sink last night.

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  These 25 Rude People Ruined Movies for Everyone Else

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• (805): View more from California

  I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE

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  23 Cringeworthy Responses to “I Love You”

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• (831): View more from California

  Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.

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