Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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