I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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