I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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