i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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