Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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