We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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