Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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