does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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