So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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