Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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